28. SUPERFICIAL THINGS THAT MAKE ME HAPPY

My inner child

photographers, jersey shore, gaga...kids do it so much better

Having my roots (properly) re-done

Never, ever EVER try to bleach your roots at home by yourself. Ever. They WILL turn orange. Your WILL want to cry. 

The interesting compliments you receive after walking out of a salon knowing your don't look like a science experiment anymore

1. "hey lady you lookin' well fine today...excuse me...hey! i'm in fashion you know!"

2. "i would never forgive myself if i didnt speak to you. is that your boyfriend? no? you like english men? well...you know what they say, men are like money... you can never have enough"

3. "i've seen you somewhere before...oh i know, in my dreams"

4. "can i have your number? please? i'll polish your shoes."

This week's episode of Gossip Girl

I'm not giving anything away, but the show got really good again finally.

Excellent send offs

"Peace I'm out like uggs, crocs, and clear heels"

-chris todd

23. SYMPATHETIC

it's nice to know your friends are always gonna be there even when you're having a rough time right?

in snookie's words: "word of the day: sympathetic.. that's a big word"

21. HAPPINESS

Superficial things that contribute to the immense happiness that is my life right now:


Snooki: "I don't go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning, and I feel like he did that intentionally for us. McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning. Because he's pale and he'd probably wanna be tanned. Obama doesn't have that problem. Obviously."

People I live with making incredible food.

Hackney Wicked Festival... great people, amazing music and the cutest children ever. Check out Karma Junkie and Last Seen Wearing

Vanity Fair September Issue
Lady Gaga, Nick Knight, Ellen Von Unwerth... possibly the closest to perfect issue of a magazine I could ever ask for.

16. BAD T.V

Jersey Shore, January 29th. I'm not kidding. HOOKED.